Once a Toad, Always a Toad

I just figured it out!

Why women always expect their boyfriends and husbands to change? It's all the fairy tales we grow up with. You kiss the toad and it changes into a prince. You love a beast and it changes into a prince.

In real life? Once a toad, always a toad.

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Impressionism

Original quote: "My windows are not dirty, it's my dog's nose art."

Friend's comment: "I wonder why more dogs don't get named Picasso or Dali."

Me: "Because those aren't impressionist."