Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Any Day Is A Good Day For A Life Lesson

Who doesn't love camping?

It's after dark, everybody has settled in their tents.
Hubby's daughter is sharing her tent with Roxy, our late Rottweiler.
As everybody is almost asleep, her voice cuts through the quiet darkness:

"Dad! Roxy is snoring, farting and won't get off my bed!"
Hubby and I just look at each other and he says:

"Just pretend you're married, honey."

Thursday, July 1, 2010

One Body One Soul

My wife and I are like one body and one soul...
But why does she have the mouth and I have the ears?