Friday, December 10, 2010

Something To Consider

There is nothing quite like an inter-continental marriage.

Your in-laws are an ocean away!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Belated Information

Hubby came home from the friends' farm and right away he started looking for something to eat.

"Man cannot live on coffee alone," he announced.

Wow, should have told me that BEFORE we got married!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Winning and Losing

Arguing with a woman is the only time when you win when you lose and lose when you win.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Tip Of The Day

How to keep you dog's home-cooked food safe from your husband

Put some liver in it and make sure he sees you doing that.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Any Day Is A Good Day For A Life Lesson

Who doesn't love camping?

It's after dark, everybody has settled in their tents.
Hubby's daughter is sharing her tent with Roxy, our late Rottweiler.
As everybody is almost asleep, her voice cuts through the quiet darkness:

"Dad! Roxy is snoring, farting and won't get off my bed!"
Hubby and I just look at each other and he says:

"Just pretend you're married, honey."

Thursday, July 1, 2010

One Body One Soul

My wife and I are like one body and one soul...
But why does she have the mouth and I have the ears?

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Men's Rights

This was actually a real dialog my husband and I had. Here it is how he tells the story.
It is so hard to be a man. All the responsibilities one has, they have no end. I voiced that to my wife:

"Sometimes I feel that as man of the house all I have is responsibilities and no rights."

She just smiled at me and said:
 "You have the right to remain silent"