How am I feeling

My wife has been sick lately and everybody keeps asking how she's doing.

Nobody ever asks ME how I'm doing!

"They don't need to, they hear enough about it," she said.

How Genius Is That?

Gotta admire the system family doctors have around here.

It takes so long to get to see one that by the time you get there you're either dead or get better by yourself. How genius is that?

And if you do make it to the appointment they still get paid whatever they'd get for taking care of you.

I wonder if this could be applied to other professions ...

I Wish I Was a Dog

I wish I was a dog, so I could get some decent health care around here.