Frozen Dinner

So we're going to have frozen lasagna for dinner.

I go to turn on the oven to preheat it, then realize it doesn't need preheating. Well, I turn it on anyway. I unpack the lasagna and put them on the counter. I leave the kitchen.

We're sitting there waiting for our dinner to be ready; why aren't we smelling it yet?

I go to the kitchen to do something and find the lasagna still on the counter.

Hubby is not making much fun of me. What's wrong with that picture?

Turns out he was in the kitchen earlier; saw the lasagna on the counter. Thought nothing of it and left the kitchen.

Late dinner tonight.

A Down to Earth Astronaut?

Hubby was just on the phone with mom-in-law, who was talking about an astronaut she admires for being down to Earth.

If you're down to Earth, how good of an astronaut could you be?

Veterinary House-Calls Are Good For Housekeeping

Me: "Dr. Roxane is coming tonight."
Hubby: "Oh, great, mommy is gonna clean up the bathroom 'for us' again, guys."