Friday, January 7, 2011

Imperatives of Fatherhood

The three imperatives of fatherhood are:
  1. Get the kids in a good school.
  2. Get the kids out of the school.
  3. Get the school out of the kids.
--Just Brothers

Coming Home Unexpectedly

The other day I came home unexpectedly and I caught my wife ...


... vacuuming.

I'm either really lucky or really messy.
I didn't dare to ask which.