Democracy versus Dictatorship

In a democracy you get to choose who is going to screw you.

Czech President Steals a Ceremonial Pen

This made the news recently. Yup, that's the country I come from ... Czech President steals a ceremonial pen.

I hope he's learned something from this:

"Next time steal the camera first!"

Does That Work for You?

I think I already mentioned that I want to grow a tail. Why? So I could see our vet instead of having to go to a medical doctor.

I asked them and I was told that if I did grow one [tail] that they would! Anybody know how to grow a tail?

I was happy we finally got a family doctor in hopes of better care. Not only that didn't happen; it now takes 3 weeks to see a doctor.

Today they really cracked me up though. I was told to book a full physical. Fine, makes sense. So I'm trying to book one and the receptionist asks:

"I have November 17th at 11AM, does that work for you?"

Well, let me check my schedule. November of this year?

I Need an Assistant!

Today hubby complained about not having the right cleaning brush for his jerky gun.

Well, it was on the shopping list some time ago. Clearly I failed to note he actually didn't get it and didn't put it on a new list.

I said I could check off things from lists if we returned the list to me when done.

"That's another thing I'd have to remember!" he said.
(The first thing being remembering to take the list with him)

The only solution I see is to make two duplicate lists and then check off items from the duplicate ...

Ok, I need an assistant!