Frozen Dinner

So we're going to have frozen lasagna for dinner.

I go to turn on the oven to preheat it, then realize it doesn't need preheating. Well, I turn it on anyway. I unpack the lasagna and put them on the counter. I leave the kitchen.

We're sitting there waiting for our dinner to be ready; why aren't we smelling it yet?

I go to the kitchen to do something and find the lasagna still on the counter.

Hubby is not making much fun of me. What's wrong with that picture?

Turns out he was in the kitchen earlier; saw the lasagna on the counter. Thought nothing of it and left the kitchen.

Late dinner tonight.

A Down to Earth Astronaut?

Hubby was just on the phone with mom-in-law, who was talking about an astronaut she admires for being down to Earth.

If you're down to Earth, how good of an astronaut could you be?

Veterinary House-Calls Are Good For Housekeeping

Me: "Dr. Roxane is coming tonight."
Hubby: "Oh, great, mommy is gonna clean up the bathroom 'for us' again, guys."

Life's Wisdom According to Hubby

I'm always right. Just not always right off the bat.

Women, Gifts and Dishware

Hubby and I have totally different esthetics. What is amazing about him is that when buying things for me, he does a really good job figuring out what I would like.

"Why do I work so hard on that," he wondered. "Why did I look everywhere to find the dishware you would love?"

"So I wouldn't be as likely to throw them at you," I answered.

We figured that was a good advice for men everywhere.

I Love English Language

I love English, but seriously?
"This is where the truth lies"

Cleaning Problem

Here is the problem: cleaning any one thing just makes everything else look that much dirtier.