I Love English Language

I love English, but seriously?
"This is where the truth lies"

Cleaning Problem

Here is the problem: cleaning any one thing just makes everything else look that much dirtier.

Police State?

Our town house complex got a new management.

The other day we got a memo in the mailbox, outlining new rules for the tenants. Among other things, the notice states the following:

"The front entrance of the unit is only to be used as means to enter and exit the unit, it is not to be used to ... or hang out on lawn chairs."

Thank you very much, management. What is the curfew?

Silence Worth of Thousand Words

My wife says volumes when she doesn't talk.

That's a New One

Hubby found a new way of shutting me up.

I started explaining something when he said: "I know what it is, I read your article."

Murphy's Law: Work WITH It

I wore a rain coat for the walk, so the dogs wouldn't get wet. (it worked btw.)

Murphy's Law. Work WITH it.

The Rule Of Three

My old boss believed in the rule of three.

He said: "If you're supposed to do something, don't start until they ask you for it for the third time. I saved myself half of my workload that way."