Women and Their Vehicles

Our future son in law is in trouble.

Daughter locked her keys in her car. It is his fault, because he has a spare key but wasn't at home.

What do you think, can he win the argument?

Men and Their Vehicles

In return for offering a favor [cleaning of the truck] I received a 15 page instruction manual on how to clean windows!

What is it with guys and their vehicles?

How am I feeling

My wife has been sick lately and everybody keeps asking how she's doing.

Nobody ever asks ME how I'm doing!

"They don't need to, they hear enough about it," she said.

How Genius Is That?

Gotta admire the system family doctors have around here.

It takes so long to get to see one that by the time you get there you're either dead or get better by yourself. How genius is that?

And if you do make it to the appointment they still get paid whatever they'd get for taking care of you.

I wonder if this could be applied to other professions ...

I Wish I Was a Dog

I wish I was a dog, so I could get some decent health care around here.

Imperatives of Fatherhood

The three imperatives of fatherhood are:

1. Get the kids in a good school.
2. Get the kids out of the school.
3. Get the school out of the kids.

--Just Brothers

Coming Home Unexpectedly

The other day I came home unexpectedly and I caught my wife ...


... vacuuming.

I'm either really lucky or really messy.
I didn't dare to ask which.