Veterinary House-Calls Are Good For Housekeeping

Me: "Dr. Roxane is coming tonight."
Hubby: "Oh, great, mommy is gonna clean up the bathroom 'for us' again, guys."

Life's Wisdom According to Hubby

I'm always right. Just not always right off the bat.

Women, Gifts and Dishware

Hubby and I have totally different esthetics. What is amazing about him is that when buying things for me, he does a really good job figuring out what I would like.

"Why do I work so hard on that," he wondered. "Why did I look everywhere to find the dishware you would love?"

"So I wouldn't be as likely to throw them at you," I answered.

We figured that was a good advice for men everywhere.

I Love English Language

I love English, but seriously?
"This is where the truth lies"

Cleaning Problem

Here is the problem: cleaning any one thing just makes everything else look that much dirtier.

Police State?

Our town house complex got a new management.

The other day we got a memo in the mailbox, outlining new rules for the tenants. Among other things, the notice states the following:

"The front entrance of the unit is only to be used as means to enter and exit the unit, it is not to be used to ... or hang out on lawn chairs."

Thank you very much, management. What is the curfew?

Silence Worth of Thousand Words

My wife says volumes when she doesn't talk.