That's a New One

Hubby found a new way of shutting me up.

I started explaining something when he said: "I know what it is, I read your article."

Murphy's Law: Work WITH It

I wore a rain coat for the walk, so the dogs wouldn't get wet. (it worked btw.)

Murphy's Law. Work WITH it.

The Rule Of Three

My old boss believed in the rule of three.

He said: "If you're supposed to do something, don't start until they ask you for it for the third time. I saved myself half of my workload that way."

Speaking With Your Hands

You know that you might be gesticulating a bit too much when your husband tells you that he loves watching you talk.

On Fidelity

"I never cheated on my wife. Which is sad, because I was trying."
--unknown

"A man is only as faithful as his options"
--Chris Rock

Life Observation

There is always another rock.

Observation from Filming

Camera adds 10 pounds. I guess a bigger camera adds more.