Hubby loves giving presents that are more practical jokes than anything else.
This time he wanted to do something really special for his sister-in-law. He bought this lovely photo book about Northern Canada. The photos were stunning. So was the book - 24" x 34"!
Coffee table book.
Just add legs.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Sometimes Semantics Matter
When son was still living with us, if I didn't hide Jasmine's meat from him, he'd eat it. Not that there wasn't enough human food in the house! But her special cuts of roast beef, chicken, or turkey breast were certainly tempting.
One day he decided to mention to my mom-in-law that he was eating dog food ...
No, mom, please chill. Not dog food - food for the dog!
One day he decided to mention to my mom-in-law that he was eating dog food ...
No, mom, please chill. Not dog food - food for the dog!
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Czech President Steals a Ceremonial Pen
This made the news recently. Yup, that's the country I come from ... Czech President steals a ceremonial pen.
I hope he's learned something from this:
I hope he's learned something from this:
"Next time steal the camera first!"
Does That Work for You?
I think I already mentioned that I want to grow a tail. Why? So I could see our vet instead of having to go to a medical doctor.
I asked them and I was told that if I did grow one [tail] that they would! Anybody know how to grow a tail?
I was happy we finally got a family doctor in hopes of better care. Not only that didn't happen; it now takes 3 weeks to see a doctor.
Today they really cracked me up though. I was told to book a full physical. Fine, makes sense. So I'm trying to book one and the receptionist asks:
"I have November 17th at 11AM, does that work for you?"
Well, let me check my schedule. November of this year?
I asked them and I was told that if I did grow one [tail] that they would! Anybody know how to grow a tail?
I was happy we finally got a family doctor in hopes of better care. Not only that didn't happen; it now takes 3 weeks to see a doctor.
Today they really cracked me up though. I was told to book a full physical. Fine, makes sense. So I'm trying to book one and the receptionist asks:
"I have November 17th at 11AM, does that work for you?"
Well, let me check my schedule. November of this year?
Thursday, June 16, 2011
I Need an Assistant!
Today hubby complained about not having the right cleaning brush for his jerky gun.
Well, it was on the shopping list some time ago. Clearly I failed to note he actually didn't get it and didn't put it on a new list.
I said I could check off things from lists if we returned the list to me when done.
"That's another thing I'd have to remember!" he said.
(The first thing being remembering to take the list with him)
The only solution I see is to make two duplicate lists and then check off items from the duplicate ...
Ok, I need an assistant!
Well, it was on the shopping list some time ago. Clearly I failed to note he actually didn't get it and didn't put it on a new list.
I said I could check off things from lists if we returned the list to me when done.
"That's another thing I'd have to remember!" he said.
(The first thing being remembering to take the list with him)
The only solution I see is to make two duplicate lists and then check off items from the duplicate ...
Ok, I need an assistant!
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Women and Their Vehicles
Our future son in law is in trouble.
Daughter locked her keys in her car. It is his fault, because he has a spare key but wasn't at home.
What do you think, can he win the argument?
Daughter locked her keys in her car. It is his fault, because he has a spare key but wasn't at home.
What do you think, can he win the argument?
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