Does That Work for You?

I think I already mentioned that I want to grow a tail. Why? So I could see our vet instead of having to go to a medical doctor.

I asked them and I was told that if I did grow one [tail] that they would! Anybody know how to grow a tail?

I was happy we finally got a family doctor in hopes of better care. Not only that didn't happen; it now takes 3 weeks to see a doctor.

Today they really cracked me up though. I was told to book a full physical. Fine, makes sense. So I'm trying to book one and the receptionist asks:

"I have November 17th at 11AM, does that work for you?"

Well, let me check my schedule. November of this year?

I Need an Assistant!

Today hubby complained about not having the right cleaning brush for his jerky gun.

Well, it was on the shopping list some time ago. Clearly I failed to note he actually didn't get it and didn't put it on a new list.

I said I could check off things from lists if we returned the list to me when done.

"That's another thing I'd have to remember!" he said.
(The first thing being remembering to take the list with him)

The only solution I see is to make two duplicate lists and then check off items from the duplicate ...

Ok, I need an assistant!

Women and Their Vehicles

Our future son in law is in trouble.

Daughter locked her keys in her car. It is his fault, because he has a spare key but wasn't at home.

What do you think, can he win the argument?

Men and Their Vehicles

In return for offering a favor [cleaning of the truck] I received a 15 page instruction manual on how to clean windows!

What is it with guys and their vehicles?

How am I feeling

My wife has been sick lately and everybody keeps asking how she's doing.

Nobody ever asks ME how I'm doing!

"They don't need to, they hear enough about it," she said.

How Genius Is That?

Gotta admire the system family doctors have around here.

It takes so long to get to see one that by the time you get there you're either dead or get better by yourself. How genius is that?

And if you do make it to the appointment they still get paid whatever they'd get for taking care of you.

I wonder if this could be applied to other professions ...

I Wish I Was a Dog

I wish I was a dog, so I could get some decent health care around here.