I Wish I Was a Dog

I wish I was a dog, so I could get some decent health care around here.

Imperatives of Fatherhood

The three imperatives of fatherhood are:

1. Get the kids in a good school.
2. Get the kids out of the school.
3. Get the school out of the kids.

--Just Brothers

Coming Home Unexpectedly

The other day I came home unexpectedly and I caught my wife ...


... vacuuming.

I'm either really lucky or really messy.
I didn't dare to ask which.

Something To Consider

There is nothing quite like an inter-continental marriage.

Your in-laws are an ocean away!

Belated Information

Hubby came home from the friends' farm and right away he started looking for something to eat.

"Man cannot live on coffee alone," he announced.

Wow, should have told me that BEFORE we got married!

Winning and Losing

Arguing with a woman is the only time when you win when you lose and lose when you win.

Tip Of The Day

How to keep you dog's home-cooked food safe from your husband

Put some liver in it and make sure he sees you doing that.