Coming Home Unexpectedly

The other day I came home unexpectedly and I caught my wife ...


... vacuuming.

I'm either really lucky or really messy.
I didn't dare to ask which.

Something To Consider

There is nothing quite like an inter-continental marriage.

Your in-laws are an ocean away!

Belated Information

Hubby came home from the friends' farm and right away he started looking for something to eat.

"Man cannot live on coffee alone," he announced.

Wow, should have told me that BEFORE we got married!

Winning and Losing

Arguing with a woman is the only time when you win when you lose and lose when you win.

Tip Of The Day

How to keep you dog's home-cooked food safe from your husband

Put some liver in it and make sure he sees you doing that.

Any Day Is A Good Day For A Life Lesson

Who doesn't love camping?

It's after dark, everybody has settled in their tents.
Hubby's daughter is sharing her tent with Roxy, our late Rottweiler.
As everybody is almost asleep, her voice cuts through the quiet darkness:

"Dad! Roxy is snoring, farting and won't get off my bed!"
Hubby and I just look at each other and he says:

"Just pretend you're married, honey."

One Body One Soul

My wife and I are like one body and one soul...
But why does she have the mouth and I have the ears?