Who Should Run the World?

I'm not saying women should run the world ... but I am saying that men shouldn't.

Once a Toad, Always a Toad

I just figured it out!

Why women always expect their boyfriends and husbands to change? It's all the fairy tales we grow up with. You kiss the toad and it changes into a prince. You love a beast and it changes into a prince.

In real life? Once a toad, always a toad.

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404 Not Found: was anybody every looking for it? I know I wasn't.

Impressionism

Original quote: "My windows are not dirty, it's my dog's nose art."

Friend's comment: "I wonder why more dogs don't get named Picasso or Dali."

Me: "Because those aren't impressionist."

Certain Truths

Hubby: "We were talking about your and your puppies, today."
Me: "Making fun of me again, huh?"
Hubby: "No, not really. I was just pointing out certain truths, which were laughed at."

Frozen Dinner

So we're going to have frozen lasagna for dinner.

I go to turn on the oven to preheat it, then realize it doesn't need preheating. Well, I turn it on anyway. I unpack the lasagna and put them on the counter. I leave the kitchen.

We're sitting there waiting for our dinner to be ready; why aren't we smelling it yet?

I go to the kitchen to do something and find the lasagna still on the counter.

Hubby is not making much fun of me. What's wrong with that picture?

Turns out he was in the kitchen earlier; saw the lasagna on the counter. Thought nothing of it and left the kitchen.

Late dinner tonight.

A Down to Earth Astronaut?

Hubby was just on the phone with mom-in-law, who was talking about an astronaut she admires for being down to Earth.

If you're down to Earth, how good of an astronaut could you be?